Wings of a Dragon (with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman)
What happens when a paleontologist loves a creationist?
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness
|—||Woody Allen (via philphys)|
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.
|—||James Joyce (via philphys)|
I’d do my laundry, yours and your momma’s if I got a little laundry companion like this guy. I LOVE him and need him to keep my towels and arms warm! AAAGH!
Ryan Gosling eating diner pie. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm