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collegehumor:

Wings of a Dragon (with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman)

What happens when a paleontologist loves a creationist?

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness
Woody Allen (via philphys)
Chocolate

How early is too early for chocolate??…………..10.23 


Merry Xmas Ryanxxx
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Merry Xmas Ryanxxx

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The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.
James Joyce (via philphys)
wellthatsadorable:

I’d do my laundry, yours and your momma’s if I got a little laundry companion like this guy. I LOVE him and need him to keep my towels and arms warm! AAAGH!

wellthatsadorable:

I’d do my laundry, yours and your momma’s if I got a little laundry companion like this guy. I LOVE him and need him to keep my towels and arms warm! AAAGH!

collegehumor:


Perfect “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” Question
I’d like to phone a friend.

vimeo:

Mike & Christie - Proposal by cstmartin

Ahhh, 21st-century romance. Fellas, pay attention: THIS is how to use technology to sweep a woman off her feet!

bbook:

Ryan Gosling eating diner pie. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bbook:

Ryan Gosling eating diner pie. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm